There have been too many articles recently (tabloids clutching at straws im sure) on the ‘perfect face’ and ‘perfect body’.
Last night Jesus appeared to me and spoke of the ultimate being. He said;
“IT’S NOT CHERYL COLE’S EYES AND KATE MOSS’S CHEEKBONES AND BLA BLA BLA. SO I COMMAND YOU - WRITE…
I’m fully in awe of Miss Crumpet’s latest blog post. Weird, wonderful and makes her point in an awesomely left field way. I’m off to find some dolphins to ride.
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I’m fully in awe of Miss Crumpet’s latest blog post. Weird, wonderful and makes her point in an awesomely left field...
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